rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy
please have this playing on loop above my tombstone
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BITCH LMFAOSJHSSISKOSO
LITERALLY
😂😂😂
LMAOOOOO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
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- doctor: sir, i'm sorry. the results are in and i'm afraid you have updog
- patient: wh- what's updog
- doctor, calling a nurse on the hospital's intercom: KAREN GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT
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Depression meal 639
family size bag of tortilla chips at a slow but constant rate over a 12 hour period
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amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)
this changed my life
this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost
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Holy shit im dying right now..prob the best one
This actually probably is the best one hahahaha
a lot of my faves
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notre dame students walk out on pence during his speech at their graduation
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